Tough Start to the Week!

Arrrrgh Monday mornings aye, I can’t fooking stand em! Hauled myself out of bed today at about 1pm and literally dragged myself to the pool for an additional 30 min snooze.

I then forced myself to Nai Harn for another tough few hrs. I spent the first 20 mins jogging around this lake..

and then endured another grueling couple of hrs chilling in the unbearable heat at the beach. I had a small snack, a Grape shake and Banana Pancake which was delish before coming back to Chalong for an hr long massage and another 20 minute mince in the pool. Such a tough day today, really exhausted Going to the gym in a bit then out for some food and may even play some poker tonight!

Actually, the bit about the massage is a lie. The pic below was taken a few wks ago. Quite funny tbh, as me and Cos both turned up at this place nearby wanting a massage but there was only one girl (or it may have been a bloke?) working. So i hopped on the bed first and Cos had to wait about 20 mins for another masseuse to turn up. His one was a pretty big lady tbh and i think even Cos was checking out her Biceps with some degree of Envy. She looked like the Thai equivalent of the Honey monster. Anyways, moving on it felt abit weird getting a massage whilst Greeky was lying next to me getting his. Especially when the masseuse was doing my bum muscles Thing is i was faced down and so whilst she was rubbing my arse shes also rubbing my 12 inches into the bed so i couldnt help but get abit stirrage down below even with Greeky smirking at me. Sooo soooooo wrong on sooooo many different levels!!

Life’s very toastay here atm and the weather seems to have started to turn at last. Most days it has been pissing down with rain. Its like nothing i’ve ever seen in my life. The other day it rained for 24 hrs solid. Its not just your normal rain like you get back in the UK either, its torrential, non stop. I think some parts of Thailand are flooded atm, i know Bangkok is in places anyways. Hopefully, now the rain is subsiding there will be more going on and more stories to tell.

Had quite a comedy night out on Saturday which started off watching the Liverpool Man U game in some nearby bar. We went out with our landlord who is an absolute legend and probably has to be the best landlord on the Island, no jokes, a proper hero. Anyways, Cos was abit of a state early doors which was quite hilar and went home apparently stumbling back past the wild dogs, crashing into bed, puking all over himself and then sleeping in it. Haha, gg m8. I stayed for a few more hrs chatting random bollocks to our landlord and a few other peeps. Me and the landlord where the last to leave in an absolute state and realised that plum Cos had taken our landlords keys instead of ours so he couldnt drive his scootay bk. Instead we walked up a steepish hill to get home and i honestly thought he was gonna die of a heart attack, he’s 58 i think. The old boy fell into a bush aswell, lolz. However, he wanted to go bk and get his scootay so his missus didnt give him too much of an ear bashing the next day. So i got the keys that greeky had mistakenly took and then drove the car in my own a ball bagged state which is only a 2min drive so matey could get his scootay, was a funny night.

Pokerwise its the same old Amatay i’m afraid, zzzzzz. Played a few tourns since my last Crazy Goals post about 3 wks ago making about $2k in total but thats it, such a bum. Best results have been shipping a $30 cube and $20f aswell as a 2nd in a $30r and numerous other finals in $50f, $30r and some other smaller stuff. Its all good though, training quite well and i’m happy and looking forward to the next few months, laters!